I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Randomize
