the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Randomize