This is not my ceiling
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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