Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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