Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She's JV to your varsity
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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