he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Randomize
