yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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