I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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