Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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