Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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