I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
it glows. i had to have it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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