ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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