So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
tell me about the fingering
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