i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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