Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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