is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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