my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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