She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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