"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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