Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Floor bacon is actually really good
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
