we made out on top of his cat.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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