fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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