We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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