She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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