And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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