Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you win again, gameday.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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