Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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