I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
and she was petting her beer can
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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