I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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