i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was like eating out sand paper
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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