You're completely useless in the revolution.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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