Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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