I think im going to throw up on grandma
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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