drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
