I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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