maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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