i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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