I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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