FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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