How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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