Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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