ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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