Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
