i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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