i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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