Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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