i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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