I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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