I'm so fucking centered right now
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
