Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
