Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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