her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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