If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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