we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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