Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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