I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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