Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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