READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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